The porno will make future life more cheerfully

65-years pensioner Vladimir Villisov from village Mramorskoe of Sverdlovsk area has designed own coffin in which has provided a place for the extensive collection … sex magazines. So unusual idea has come to Виллисову after heart attack - it(he) has understood, that does not want to leave a collection to anybody." Girls in these magazines were mine подружками many years, and I want, that they have kept me the company in the following life ", - the unmarried fan(amateur) of a porno has told. Also has added, that sometimes, in the long evenings, it(he) полеживает in the coffin, on a red sateen lining, and examines the подружек from the following life.

At you too much virtual familiar, if:

1. You learn(find out) the important news on 10 times
2. You learn(find out) silly news on 20 times
3. It is necessary to read jokes more than 20 times
4. You have interrupted at least 50 chains of happiness
5. You already обрек itself on failure, mountain and suffering on some thousand years forward 6. You have people in contact a sheet which do not wait from you for other answer, except for a word "боян"
7. Friends name you бояном
8. If to you suggesting to engage in virtual sex also speak: " you Remember, how then... ", you cannot recollect what color at him(it) hair, what is his name what exactly it(he) had in view of the " and remember "
9. Going on a meeting with friends you предполагашь to see ЮзерПики, instead of persons
10. You with friends address to each other on никам, instead of to names
11. Contact a sheet аськи not влазит in the screen at the sanction 1280*1024
12. You know, that item(point) № 11 - боян, but cannot recollect where and when it already read
13. ЖЖ has ceased to publish names of all mutual friends, it(he) is limited to figure
14. In аське your contact a sheet побит on groups of type: "Friends", " Good friends ", " very good friends ", "Close friends", " Very much close friends ", " With whom it is possible to drink some beer "
15. Последня group in аське empty
16. In reply to the sent reference you write "боян" and then her(it) you open
17. Because to the address of the reference you at once see, that it боян
18. You привысил a limit of the traffic, but swung nothing, and is simple клацал on the sent references
19. At you in аське already it is so much contacts, that half you put in инвизибл a sheet.
20. When the number of contacts in игнор a sheet exceeds quantity(amount) of the others, you get(start) to yourself new аську in which you register only close relatives.
21. For three years at you six асек.
22. And a half contact of a sheet you saw also saws beer.
23. You understand, that second half same, and you do not aspire to see her(it)
24. Two numbers(lines) таскбара does not suffice for all open окошек месенджера

The truth about orgies

Orgies existed always, and will always exist, that moralists and clericals repeated inadmissibility, infamy, harm and sinfulnesses of similar actions.Word the orgy has the Greek origin, and originally designated the religious mysteries connected to cults of gods of fertility.
Greek гедонисты
Ancient Greeks considered(examined) carnal joys as the greatest gift of the nature. In Элладе reigned a cult of a beautiful young body and love. Incorrectness(infidelity) of husbands and wives was not considered as a sin and did not threaten a marriage(spoilage). To sex attributed a divine origin and thanked for pleasure the Maximum(Supreme) forces.Rich Greeks were accustomed to fill the house with colors and to spend time in the company of young naked girls. Деметрий, the governor of Athenes, very much cared of the appearance, painted hair, was betraid to impetuous orgies, both with passionate women, and with ardent young men. Гетер not only did not despise, but thought much for intellectual and physical advantages. Historian Strabon testified that the temple of the Aphrodite contained in Corinth more than thousand гетер. To communicate to them there arrived set of pilgrims. In result the city grew rich. Greek writer Lukian has described the orgies spent for a temple of the Aphrodite in Библосе. All inhabitants have been obliged to be given to the certain day to strangers for money, Афродисия, a holiday in honour of the Aphrodite, proceeded all the night long and represented пьянку and copulation of all with all. Гетеры played at ceremony a predominating role. The holiday of Aphrodite Anosii marked in Thessaly, was лесбийским and began with erotic castigations. Then women dumped(reset) clothes and bathed in the sea. Выйдя on coast, "horsies - goddesses" humoured each other in all accessible ways. Men on ceremony were not supposed. In the autumn Greeks celebrated Елисейские mysteries within nine days. The procession from several thousand person decorated with branches мирта, strided to sea to make bathings and clarifications. "Immodest" actions were a component of ritual. For the sixth day participants went from Athenes in Элизий, bearing(carrying) burning torches and ears of a new crop. There began noisy cheerful гулянья with plentiful возлияниями. The incest was a component of a holiday. Priests obliged women within nine days before a mystery to abstain from the sexual relations. Obviously, it was done(made) that they got rid to the full extent during a holiday. It is possible to tell, that sexual education of children in Ancient Greece began with infancy. During games in honour of national hero Diokleja passed competitions on kisses among beautiful boys. Winners decorated with wreaths and awarded with the candied fruit. In Sparta annually arranged гипнопедии, dancings of naked boys in honour of the compatriots who have lost on war. In Элладе erotic dances, сикшний and кордекс, have got the big popularity. Naked executors simulated the movements made during the sexual certificate(act). Usually these dances were a component of religious holidays and feasts. Гедонисты did not wish to refuse pleasures even during wars. The Athenian commanders, in particular Penalties, took in campaigns флейтисток, арфисток and гетер. After battles command relaxed in their society. One of governors of Athenes has become famous for that liked to harness in a chariot of naked prostitutes which carried it(him) on city. When Alexander the Great has crushed Дария III, the conqueror has arranged "wedding" for itself and the nearest сподвижников. In one place have built ninety two marriage box, decorated with expensive(dear) fabrics, carpets, gold, silver and jewels. "Grooms" возлегли on them also copulated with "brides" on eyes each other. Servants enclosed брачующихся with viands.
The Roman sadists
It is necessary to note, that all оргиастические departures, практикуемые Greeks, had moderate character and were made only in the certain days of year. Aspiring to beauty and harmonies in everything, wise эллины never went too far. Romans have gone much further, having reached(achieved) extreme forms of all possible(probable) distortions. In Rome there was a holiday in honour of the goddess of Fate Вирилис when women of the lowest estates « charmed barefaced parts of a man's body » directly in streets. Prospered фаллический a cult of the god of fertility Либера. Huge wooden models of phalli took on city and established on the areas. The most dear горожанки decorated monuments with wreaths. After that matrons publicly « made what will be not not made even by the whore ». Especially esteemed Приапа, the god of gardens whom represented as a phallus with a human head, hands and legs(foots). On a holiday in honour Приапа boys - teenagers publicly made дефлорацию girls. Especially violently sexual activity was shown on orgies. Married women, fans Vakha, made инициацию the young man. In due course вакханки have reached that deprived with innocence of own sons. During time вакхических orgies all copulated with everything, even men with men. The one who refused to participate in непотребстве, killed. In sect have consisted, basically, people of a high origin. Their disgusting acts have come to light, and in 186 year up to н. э. The senate has let out(has released) the decree about prohibition of orgies in territory of Italy. Вакханцев have surpassed admirers of cult Кибелы having strongly pronounced мазохистский character. And public self-castration self-flagellations practised a condition of frenzy. During the mysteries devoted to Venus, the women excited by sounds of flutes and wine, entered in соитие with men before a statue of the goddess. If near at hand there were no free citizens, Romans used slaves, and one "lady" was processed at once by some gentlemen. The debauch reigned in the baths serving by a place of meetings of lovers. In the same place prostitutes accepted clients. And nobody was confused with extraneous sights. In sex were engaged directly on marble benches, on eyes each other. Emperors have far surpassed citizens in блудодействе. Тиберий has arranged to Capri the special apartments decorated with obscene statues and pictures. There the master enjoyed sex with girls and boys. The governor adored to observe for "спинтриями", copulations of children on three. The voluptuary suited pool where small naked boys gambolled. Their duty included game with genitals of the growing old debauchee. In Rome sexual orgies were frequently accompanied by a sado-masochism. Emperors practised wild cruelty and terrible tortures. Калигула it was raised, only if saw blood and tortures of other people. Under his(its) order to slaves and servants chopped off hands, пытали, sawed half-and-half. Нерон arranged binges in the Big Circus. The crowd of young people and city whores was engaged in sex on arena. Emperor observed of an orgy through magnifying glass. The sadist has thought up wild game. Put on in an animal skin and snatched on men and the women adhered to columns, forcing them. Then his(its) lover Dorimah made the homosexual certificate(act) with the tyrant. Emperor Geliobal had obviously expressed homosexual bents. It(he) was in the brothels, dressed in lady's wear and a wig, and invited men in a monastery of a sin.
European блудодеи
Customs of Northern Europe also did not differ chastity. In VII century English queen Ulstera has entered custom according to which court ladies on formal receptions should be exposed above a belt(zone) and to lift skirts. In pagan Russia erotic ceremonies were very popular. In the certain days group sex with participation of relatives practised. On Ivan Kupaly's holiday members of a community undressed and ran on woods, entering in соитие who with whom wants. In Middle Ages the Christian church in every possible way tried to limit sexuality, but on such holidays as Christmas and Easter, сдерживаемые instincts broke with unknown force. For Christmas masquerades when ряженые put on the person of a mask with noses as a rising penis were frequently arranged. During Day of fools the clergyman drave to church, sitting back to front on a donkey. A trace the violent crowd brought down. The parishioners excited by wine copulated directly on a floor of church. Priests did not observe целибат and sinned with nuns. Italian priest Pjetro Leon has been accused of 1561 in connection with hundreds sisters. It(he) forced beautiful nuns to undress and bathe naked. The sinner observed of sisters, and then, there is enough having burnt, coverlets of maidens by turns. The fish decays from a head. And the clergy broke a precept « Not прелюбодействуй! », беря an example from the Daddy. At 1501 in a palace of Daddy Alexander VI on a holiday was present fifty prostitutes. Ladies danced with visitors, and by the end of evening were completely naked. Him(it) under legs(foots) threw chestnuts. Путаны selected fruits, creeping on четвереньках. As the award to the one who made the greatest number of certificates(acts) with courtesans, precious ornaments served. Among the maximum(supreme) знати also prospered блудодейство. In 1631 in England there was a court above lord Marvinom Kaslhevenom. It(he) forced servants to force the wife, countess Anna. Twelve-year daughter Kaslheven has violently married to the servant. The newly appeared husband copulated with the girl, and Каслхэвен enjoyed a kind of the certificate(act) then the son-in-law has credited тестя in an anus. In XVII - XVIII centuries in England have got popularity of a different sort clubs of doubtful reputation. Their members were gentlemen and professional prostitutes, and also ladies of society. The last were in masks to not be узнанными own husbands who could be present on parties. First visitors danced and drank wine. Interested persons could retire in separate cabinets(studies). The some people, having spat on decencies, liked each other directly on a floor. In XVIII century there were the sects of satanists popular and today. Дьяволопоклонники practised the rituals including unbridled orgies. Many entered numbers(lines) of sectarians only to have an opportunity to satisfy sexual instincts in the nonconventional way. Usually participants black месс encouraged themselves афродизиаками and drugs.
Our time
XX century has brought in novelty in оргиастические departures. The public morals condemns similar behaviour, but the forbidden fruit is especially sweet. In the beginning of century outside of the basic channel of christianity the set of the sects practising group sex has arisen.Performances(Statements) of fates - musicians, since 50th years and till this moment, bear(carry) a huge erotic charge. Actors have taken a place of ancient gods of fertility. In 60th years of hippie swept aside all interdictions of bourgeois culture, having highlighted idea of free love. In 70th years in the USA movement свингеров on which parties the exchange of spouses and group sex are usual has arisen. Physicians warn - the unsatisfied sexual instinct is transformed to awful forms, in aggression, cruelty, murders and suicides. « Open the valve, - the adherent of sexual orgies, Californian playboy Rej Chivers calls ярый, - let out(release) pairs in the company of adherents, and you will find true freedom of a body and spirit. Do not burden itself пуританизмом! Remember: the orgy will exist until the person is alive! Guilty, vicious, mortal and greedy for pleasures! »

In China popularly " the agreement on sex "

In China sex starts to lose an interdiction for the ordinary Chinese. Existence by a principle of coinstitutional residing begin the increasing quantity(amount) of pairs. The spouse enter into the agreement to live separately if that is wanted with one of partners, and mutually to supervise the sexual predilections.
Chinese woman An Lin has signed " the agreement on sex " with the husband till a marriage. It agrees to it(him), any of spouses has not the right to oblige of another to be engaged with it(him) sex if that does not want it. Both have right to get(start) new partners and if with them there will be a sex and the desire to live together spouse can stop joint residing will appear. Лин knows some pairs, married and unmarried which have already signed the similar agreement.
Sexual revolution in China was promoted by two events which have happened in 1980. First, the new law on a marriage(spoilage) has appeared. On it(him) divorce was guaranteed in the event that mutual attachment or when partners cannot agree upon joint residing was gone. Second, on arms the policy(politics) " one family - one child " has been taken.
Research among students of the Chinese universities has been lead(has been carried out). It has shown, that 62 % count добрачный sex allowable if two like each other really. 85 % believe, that lovers are not obliged to marry, if they do not want that. 62 % consider, that preservation of virginity up to a marriage(spoilage) is a vestige of old times. 60 % tolerantly concern to homosexual communications(connections).
Most interesting that the Chinese youth comes back to sources of the nation. Издревле homosexuality in China not only was not blamed, but also was considered as completely ordinary phenomenon.

Classification of women after 30

Married ordinary.
Has the husband, one - два-три child, work, kitchen(cuisine), washing. Lives under the got(started) schedule: - a breakfast - children - in school - the husband - for work - a muzzle to brush rise - and circle - run. For культпоходов and joint pastime it is not suitable. It is spiteful - is lazy goes on sexual contact for the sake of revenge to the husband for linen not squeezed on Tuesday. Оргазма never reaches(achieves), because in the middle of the certificate(act) the potato not чищена » jumps with shout « at me and escapes, rumbling with bags with canned food.

Полузамужняя.
The husband is used only as the machine for delivery of money. On sexual contact goes easily and freely. For cultural actions it is unsuitable, because constantly acquaints the partner with former husbands, their wives and mistresses.Оргазма never reaches(achieves), because during the most responsible(crucial) moment recollects, that should go to other lover. Escapes, as a whirlwind, having overlooked to put on underwear.

Married - marriedIt is unsuitable for anything.
Mass actions avoids, that did not ask to help with cleaning. To cinema goes in hope to sleep. Puts on once and for all. Does not undress never. Intimate relations counts an exchange of opinions in turn behind a children's feed(meal).

The matronOn all looks down.
It is proud dissects crowd a massive bust, dragging on поводке the husband, обвешанного children, cats and dogs. On meetings with the lover results children and the husband, leaving them to play in a drawing room while she(it) « will talk about business » in a bedroom. For intimate relations it is of little use because of a habit to adjust process by imperous orders. Оргазма reaches(achieves), when hears cautious knock at a door and a silent voice of the husband « dear, we are late ».

Разведенка.
One-room apartment, the small child, rather weak tea with cookies, a sofa - bed, print ночнушка. On public does not leave, there is nobody to leave the child. A sexual life conducts seldom, in full sound insulation that the child sleeping in the same room has not woken up. Оргазма does not reach(achieve), as constantly jumps to correct on the child a blanket, to close - open a window leaf, to remove-put(take off-put) a teapot, to get(start) an alarm clock for the morning.